JAY LENO
Prince William and Kate Middleton are now planning their honeymoon. They say they want to go somewhere where they can have complete privacy and be assured that no one in the country would give away their location. So I think they’re going to Pakistan.
DAVID LETTERMAN
Well, the Republicans were so pleased by the Osama bin Laden raid that today, they granted President Obama full citizenship.
Prince William and Kate Middleton are now planning their honeymoon. They say they want to go somewhere where they can have complete privacy and be assured that no one in the country would give away their location. So I think they’re going to Pakistan.
DAVID LETTERMAN
Well, the Republicans were so pleased by the Osama bin Laden raid that today, they granted President Obama full citizenship.
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