Sunday, October 9, 2016

Donald goes to the dogs

In an alternate parallel reality universe there is news that Donald is energizing the dogs to sue the NY Times for headlines like "Donald goes to the Dogs". Donald has made peace with Washington Post as there does not appear anything to be suing about. Donald says believe me the dogs suing the NY Times is going to be a beautiful thing. It will restore some of the greatness and aggression that apparently the dogs have been losing in the recent past. He points out how some dogs on the other side of the world are full of the toughness and business acumen that dogs in America are sadly lacking.