Breaking news from the alternate parallel universe that Ms. Conway landed on long before humans could ever hope to be landing on Mars.

So-called President Trump has discovered that there is indeed a great way to bring glory back to America. He has put forth a plan to set up FACT manufacturing factories across the nation's heartland. These factories will be glorious, amazing and the most beautiful ever seen by human kind. No immigrant will be allowed to work in these factories. These factories will generate Yuuuge BIG LEAGUE employment opportunities for the native Americans and will restore its glory and sunshine. The gold covered factories will generate truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The subjects will get golden glaze on their eyes and will see the most beautiful images ever to have manifested upon the humans and the gods alike.

The king will walk around unfettered and naked in these factories. Any news about the king having no clothes on will be termed fake news by decree.

The constitution is hereby declared to be quite overrated.

Long live the KING.